Ashley: At least they don't pee in your lawn.
Me: I don't have a lawn.
Do NOT join the group currently on Facebook w/the...
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Thing On My Mind
“Nothing major major.” My whole country’s been embarrassed! Whyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?! Oh well, what’d done is done. *Grumble, grumble*
Seriousness is Overrated
Ashley: I might not be going to canada :-(
Me: Why not?
Ashley: My passport didn't come in the mail yet
Me: You didn't have a passport?
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
This was sad.
lostinstereosounds: -foreverintertwined: omgitsmary: brandeezylove: youduhsessy: whoadanggianna: grritskris: mirenissofresh: pockyybabyy: hemaskedgirl: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough money to buy...
My Many Allergies
…All 52 of them. ——————————- Codfish Crab Egg white Maize/corn Alpha-lactalb (?) Cheddar cheese Cheese mold Avocado Banana Barley Casein Lobster (I’m very allergic to it…like very) Milk (I can drink rice milk and soy milk, though. Thank goodness I already drink the latter) Peach Oat Goldenrod Alder ...
MagiRanger - Episode 39
Houka (in Kai's body): *Checks for what's...missing* Nothing, nothing, something. Oh no! *Wipes hands on Makito)
Kai (In Houka's body): Then that means...something, sorta something, nothing.
"Houka: " What do you mean sorta something?
"Kai: " If it's small it's small!
"Houka: " Well if you compared it to Urara-chan it's kinda...
Urara: *Freaks out* What are you saying Kai?
"Kai: " I'm Houka!
Everyone is shouting and stuff.
Hikaru walks in
Hikaru: What is missing?
Urara: *Freaking out" Sensei, you mustn't listen! *Grabs him and covers his ears*
Now everyone is freaking out
Mandora: Everyone, everyone-sama. Please calm down. Tsubasa-chin, just what should we do?
Tsubasa: *Looks at Mandora, puts on headphones, and pulls Mandora out of his pot*
Mandora releases a "Cry of Pain" and everyone, but Tsubasa and Mandra-chan faint.
Baby mosquito after his very first flight: “Daddy, daddy, everyone loves...– Facebook
I hate two faced people; it’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.– Facebook