March 2012
Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
iamdoctorhero:
awwfuckoff:
vondell-swain:
felisaugustus:
IT DOESN’T STOP
I KEEP LAUGHING AND IT DOESN’T STOP
“He called me Melon”
OMG!
LAUGHING!
LAUGHING SO HARD I’M CRYING!
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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mothercheesus:
press play and watch the gif.
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has anyone ever noticed that cinderella has no... →
funniest10k:
it has bothered me ever since i was a child
why do you have no ears, cinderella
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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Teacher gets pregnant. Immediately you imagine... →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
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I'd rather be slapped than Brogue Kicked: URGENT:... →
gorgeousnerd:
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly…
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
